"It’s something Martin and I made up. Where you act so badly, they come and take your BAFTA off you."

Benedict Cumberbatch when asked “What’s a RETRAFTA?” (via hoorayforgatiss)

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cleveristhenewsexy:

Sherlock jealous: [puppy dog eyes] [defeated swallowing] [inferiority complex]

John jealous: you’ll get taken to a small room somewhere and your hEAD KICKED IN cAUSE you gOT A FUCKIN GIRLFRIEND

(Source: kinklock, via twhiddlestom)

jmaslows:

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it gets funnier every time.

(Source: louipayne, via sameguydifferentmind)

nintendonut1:

shamanjuice:

Friend rescued a cat, now it won’t leave his side… - Imgur

LOOKIT HOW TINY IT IS OH MY GOD I COULD DIE

nintendonut1:

shamanjuice:

Friend rescued a cat, now it won’t leave his side… - Imgur

LOOKIT HOW TINY IT IS OH MY GOD I COULD DIE

(Source: peach-bread, via allthewondrousstars)

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(Source: nasturbate, via allthewondrousstars)

Things I am currently craving

- hot sex
- a warm shower
- milkshake
- cozy blankets
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses 
- nuggets

(via allthewondrousstars)

thetimesinbetween:

4gifs:

Tiger vs. Dustbuster

THIS TIGER IS FRIGHTENED OF A DUSTBUSTER I’M CRY

thetimesinbetween:

4gifs:

Tiger vs. Dustbuster

THIS TIGER IS FRIGHTENED OF A DUSTBUSTER I’M CRY

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via allthewondrousstars)

luke-welch:

swinq:

Every time I see this it feels like someone punched me in the stomach

jesus christ man 

luke-welch:

swinq:

Every time I see this it feels like someone punched me in the stomach

jesus christ man 

(Source: ghostbucket, via allthewondrousstars)

bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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(via allthewondrousstars)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via allthewondrousstars)

rdjhiddlestons:

The god of thunder smiles

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tastefullyoffensive:

They’re more like guidelines anyway. [x]

(via worldofmy-own)