Gavin Free drinks too much water
Gavin Free is Captain Hook’s sidekick,
Gavin Free cosplays Weiss
Gavin gets in a relationship with awkward-lee
Gavin Free goes down a slide
Gavin Free puts the kettle on.
Gavin Free eats cheese.
Gavin tries introducing himself to a caveman
Gavin gets glasses
Gavin goes to the Swiss Alps
Gavin can’t get into his house.
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
A bouquet of clumsy words: you know that place between sleep and awake where you’re still dreaming but it’s slowly slipping? I wish we could feel like that more often. I also wish I could click my fingers three times and be transported to anywhere I like. I wish that people didn’t always say ‘just wondering’ when you both know there was a real reason behind them asking. And I wish I could get lost in the stars.
Listen, there’s a hell of a good universe next door, let’s go.
Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.
i. in biology class they won’t teach you why your heart beat accelerates at the sound of your name coming from her lips. like her voice pumped new blood into your veins and she is circulating within your system.
ii. your chemistry teachers can’t explain how the way her fingers tracing down your skin kick-starts a chemical combustion within your chest and makes you forget how it felt like to breathe before her fireworks ignited your skin.
iii. you’ll tell your art teachers that all you ever want to paint is the perfect curve of her smile, but they won’t teach you how to turn acrylics and pastel colors into any more of a masterpiece than she already is.
iv. you’ll study all of Shakespeare’s plays in literature class and you’ll learn the art of metaphors like the back of your hand, but no amount of empty words strung into analogies will ever do her any justice.
v. you’ve spent twelve years sitting behind a desk when all you’ve ever wanted to learn was how to love her with all you’ve got.
my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen
me: but its dark and scary